
boat crane!
the magic of a crane on a boat that lives on water.
boat crane!
"i can bring stuff out of the sea and so i oughtta,
i got my dandy lion men, a tractor friend and a long weekend,
i'll always do next day delivery;
'cause i can travel through time in russia, you will seeeeeeeee....."
boat crane's arch enemy is "bear" who is a bear. he wears a bandanna and can dismantle and rebuild an AK47 in seconds. unfortunately for him but lucky for us mortals, he is confined to a cage. however, he does have an army of riot potatoes who do his evil work, rolling around in razor blades before launching themselves from a trailer-mounted trebuchet.
ahem.
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