a history of violence

i should write more, i know. what would you do with your lives if you didn't have my amazing words to feast your tiny insignificant eyes upon? and apparently you usually improve the more you write, so potentially i could become the best writer in all of humanity (past, present and future) if i only sat down and wrote for another 20 minutes or so.

oh well.

this guy has already written stuff, so you might as well read that instead.