YOUR BOSS: what did you do last night, anything fun?
YOU: well, i did have the opportunity to go and see a comedy show filled with laughs and fun and improvising. and it was only £5. in a cool venue, surrounded by excellent people and a really exciting atmosphere. and really easy to get to, near London Bridge station.
BOSS: sounds ace! i wish i'd known about it, i would've definitely gone to that. did you have fun?
YOU: i didn't go in the end, i was a bit tired and couldn't be bothered.
BOSS: you are a stupid fucking idiot. i'm removing your holiday entitlement. go and sit in a cupboard.
see you at the show: