Sunday, 7 November 2010

99 problems

three tiny excerpts from the life of me (audio visual technical support for some of the 'greatest banking minds in the world').

presenter: "I can hear my voice coming through the speaker, is it meant to do that?"
me: "yes, that's what they're for."


presenter: "the stage lights are shining in my eyes"
me: "that's because they're pointing at you"
presenter: "can you you point them away from me?"
me: "then they would be illuminating the wall, which sort of defeats the object"
presenter: "oh."


then later, during the conference;
lady in the audience: "in order for our business to become less complicated, we need to become more simple... "

I think some of them are quite simple enough.

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