that last blog was a bit heavy wasn't it? i'm sorry about that. i'm afraid that within this cheery golightly exterior there lies an angry little activist trying to right the world. i'd like to be able to clear third world debt or catch the american bombs before they hit some little kids house. most of my friends are working on those things for their jobs. i'm immensely proud of them. it's like i have a social group of real life superheroes. sometimes i feel a little in-adequate when they have dedicated their entire career to it and i have spent moments of mine actually being polite to tony "warmonger" blair.
i won't spend this blog moaning about my inadequacies as a political pressuriser. i want to moan today about tracksuits. now i'm not for a moment suggesting that i know much about fashion. yes, i used to run a highly regarded fashionable clothes shop but now i'm a sound engineer so i only know about black jeans and t-shirts with def leppard on them. at least, though, when i'm not wearing my work clothes i like to think about what i'm wearing and try and look presentable to the rest of the human race. but whats this thing about tracksuits, eh? what could be a more lazy and unflattering outfit to wear in public? yes fine, if you're at home doing the laundry or - god forbid - TRAINING, this would be ideal, but i see people out on an evening wearing them. isn't a tracksuit the sort of thing you dress a disabled guy in so he doesn't hurt himself his own zip?
(too far?)
people in tracksuits: you don't look good. you look like toddlers. this is not helped by having tweety-pie printed on the back.
what annoys me even more is when spotty little teenaged white-boys with grubby fingernails and shitty little scooters wear them thinking they look "so hip-hop." you don't look hip hop, you look like cunts. and putting noisy exhaust pipes on your bikes doesn't make people think they are really cool sports bikes. it makes people think you are cunts.
i hate you chavvy tracksuit wearing, noisy scooter riding shit demons.
i hate you.
2 comments:
Hey dude,
Question: If I delete all of our blogs from the messageboard as recommended links, will you understand it's not because I don't laugh extremely loudly and extremely regularly at them but because I think you might make some of the younger kids cry? :)
Is that cool?
what about clingy track suits on women? i like 'em for comfort.
on the hip hop dudes though? for sure does not work. whores.
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