it's raining men

i've got google analytics on this blog now. it means i can massage my ego everyday by seeing how often people read my infallible words. on average, people spend about 11 minutes on my site, which is about how long it takes for me to ejaculate. so it's got me thinking.

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anyway, i did learn that a couple of people have ended up on my blog after some relatively obscure google searches:

ah laura, every day you rouse me from my sleep with your warm front.