oh my good lord. i don't know quite how this movie came into existence, but i do know that we are all victims of a very nasty and distasteful joke; you, me and the cast and crew of this I.Q. lowering filth. the conspirators of said joke certainly include Uwe Boll who seemed to think that putting two characters in an erotic scene with no prior interest was a BRILLIANT idea.
also the designer for kristanna loken's costume which, despite the movie being set in the dark ages, includes structured panel coloured leather chaps and a low-cut leather tank top.
i literally felt my senses dull as i watched this. that and a bit of vomit came up.