Monday, 3 August 2009

brave new world

oh crap, here we go... occasionally i like to reveal embarrassing secrets about myself on this blog. like my poo techniques, or when i killed that child dog. i don't know why, there's no need for it. there's nothing to gain except the knowledge that members of my family will suddenly be aware of my constant onanism.

today, though, you are about to receive some of the most pitiful piece of information about me since i posted pictures of my saggy man-boobs on a local website. here we go: i'm addicted to big brother.
oh god i feel sick.

i've avoided it my whole life. i've been able to remain completely oblivious ... do you know what? i had loads of stuff to write, but i'm not in the mood so fuck off.

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