Monday, 12 October 2009
the a-team movie was made in the 90's
who remembers the 90's? do you? the decade of brit-pop, jerry springer and pulp fiction? remember that?
no you don't, because you were discovering ecstasy and listening to the prodigy in a field.
i, however, was wearing a checked shirt (untucked so it showed beneath my navy blue v-neck) and trying to work out what girls were. the way i was doing this was by watching that scene in the mask where cameron diaz first walks on screen, over and over again, so much that i wore through my VHS tape.
you must remember that scene right?.. she was all wet... in a red dress... no?
no, of course you don't, you were face down in entrails on the word.