no, of course you don't, because only 2 people entered the competition.
anyway, i promised to announce the winner when i got back from barcelona. and i am back from barcelona. so, i guess i should announce the winner.
the winner is nicola, from clapham-on-sea (sorry jinni) with the winning entry (and new name of my ukulele)
which can be pronounced any way you like.
to celebrate, i recorded a song what i practiced: