Monday, 28 September 2009



"hi, is that inés efron?"


"we've decided to cast you as alex in our new film about a teenager who has both girl and boy parts."

"oh that's great, thanks! what made you choose me?"

"it was easy. it's because you look a bit like a boy even though you're a girl."

"that's true. what's the script like?"

"oh... it's quite boring. we should really just make a movie of the wasp factory by iain banks instead. it has much more interesting characters."

"yeah, i read that book once. it's really good."

"yeah, you're right. way better than this film's gonna be."



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