"hi, is that inés efron?"
"we've decided to cast you as alex in our new film about a teenager who has both girl and boy parts."
"oh that's great, thanks! what made you choose me?"
"it was easy. it's because you look a bit like a boy even though you're a girl."
"that's true. what's the script like?"
"oh... it's quite boring. we should really just make a movie of the wasp factory by iain banks instead. it has much more interesting characters."
"yeah, i read that book once. it's really good."
"yeah, you're right. way better than this film's gonna be."